DAY 89: i am currently sitting in my parents’ back yard with my cat Jack on a leash—
i made a deal with him:
you can go outside, but only if you’re wearing the leash.
the reason? he keeps trying to slink out of any and all open doors.
my parents have two dogs: a giant Australian Shepard named Rex “Honey Badger” Pinsky (because, quote, “he doesn’t give a f…
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